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Intro: Congratulations, You Played Yourself So, you’re thinking about driving without car insurance? Adorable. What are you planning next—skydiving without a parachute? Is it possible to stream Netflix without Wi-Fi? Are you planning to attend a job interview at Crocs? Look, driving uninsured isn’t “bad boy energy”; it’s just reckless broke-people cosplay. Sure, you could…
Intro: Buckle Up, It’s Gonna Hurt So, you need car insurance. Congrats, you’re officially playing “The Game of Life: Debt Edition.” You thought buying a car was expensive? Ha. That was just the entry fee, bestie. Now you’ve got to convince a number of beige corporate drones behind mahogany desks (or worse, Zoom calls) that…
Intro: Welcome to Your Financial Circus Tent Car insurance in the U.S. is like the gym membership you never use but keep paying for because “what if.” Sure, legally, you need it. Are you truly receiving the value for which you are paying? Or are you just helping a cartoon lizard buy his fourth vacation…
Intro: Welcome to the Circus of Insurance Let’s face it: car insurance in the U.S. resembles the adult equivalent of being compelled to consume vegetables. You know you have to do it; it’s expensive, and nobody really enjoys the process except the companies making billions off our collective misery. You can’t legally drive without it,…
Intro: Welcome to the Scam We All Pay For Ah, yes. Car insurance. That magical monthly bill, similar to rent, provides you with vibes instead of a roof over your head. And by vibes, I mean the warm comfort of knowing that if Gary from accounting rear-ends you while you’re scrolling TikTok, you won’t have…
Intro: The “Oh Crap, I’m an Adult” Moment Yes, it’s the exciting stage of life. No, this isn’t your first apartment with a roommate who never pays rent on time. This is not your first credit card bill that eats your paycheck alive. I’m talking about the moment you realize you need car insurance. You…